Skip to main content

I solve problems.

Search This Blog

New Children's Book Vid by Local Musician is Hilarious!

September 17, 2015

Get link
Facebook
X
Pinterest
Email
Other Apps

Get link
Facebook
X
Pinterest
Email
Other Apps

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular Posts

The Only Way to Win with a Narcissist

What did he or she just say that cut you to the core and sent you here digging for answers? I know you're replaying the words over and over in your head. You're angry. You're ready to leave them. This was the last time right? Right? No. You're not ready. You have too much history together. You just need answers. You need to know the why? Why did they say those awful things? It's like you stepped on a land mine. How do they go from hot to cold so fast? Does she love even me? Then how can she say those things... Are they bipolar? Evil? Can you fix them? Are you just too sensitive? In my 10 years experience living with a narcissist, scouring the internet for hours looking for answers, I've learned that the only way to win is do this one thing. IMPROVE. Improve yourself. Do they call you fat or lazy? Improve. Go for walks. Exercise. No, I'm not saying your narcissist is right about you. In fact, most of what they use to insult you is actually what they feel...

The Truth about Breastfeeding

Breastfeeding is a natural beautiful way of providing your baby with the best headstart possible. The best nutrients, the best antibodies against colds/disease and the best part is it's FREE! There's tons of information out there about the importance of breastfeeding your baby but what they don't tell you is that its f-ing hard to do! Those little devils suck teet harder than a Dyson and are more like little milk vampires than bouncing bundles of joy. In fact if you don't get the "latch" right, that baby can/will even draw blood! So the truth is breastfeeding is going to suck - HARD but try to stick with it. In about 2-3 weeks, a combined 24 hours of sleep and a couple of newly healed but still trepidatious nipples, it'll be cake!

Top Ten - Things you didn't know about having a baby

1. Baby can burp and fart louder than you can and will do so often. 2. Breastfeeding is difficult and that baby will hurt you unless you get it right. Yes, they can even draw blood like little milk vampires! Ouch! 3. Get it right! I know, thats unfair to say but formula/similac for bottle feeding is a frickin' racket. Atleast $30 a week! Atleast! 4. Diapers. There will be diapers. Buttloads of diapers. I didn't know those little butts could go through 10 a day. Get a diaper genie or smell up your house with tons of baby butt mustard. 5. Day Care will bankrupt you. Moreso if you live in a city. Don't have a baby unless your mom or mother in-law is retired. 6. Babies have little bitty nails and if you don't cut them every week, their faces look like they just took a shortcut through a rose bush. Practice cutting someone else's nails 1st cause its not easy. 7. 5 months. At the 5 month mark they begin to go mobile. No more leaving them in the ...

Powered by Blogger